Chatting with Heroes #2: Thor

OhMyGodofThunda: Hello, ol’ friend!

Joleisheckadumb: Thor!!! What’s up.

OhMyGodofThunda: How art thou on this cold crisp evening? Comfy, I hope.

Joleisheckadumb: Please don’t start with the whole Greek jargon.

Joleisheckadumb: No need to pull that charade with me, Donny B.

OhMyGodofThunda: Good, because frankly, I’ve grown quite tired of speaking that way.

OhMyGodofThunda: It has become expected of me.

OhMyGodofThunda: Sometimes it’s just out of habit.

Joleisheckadumb: You’re a Doctor right? I mean, when you’re not turning villains into burn victims via thunder bolts

Joleisheckadumb: and wielding that 10 ton cement block you call a hammer…

OhMyGodofThunda: lol. Yeah, why?

Joleisheckadumb: I need help with this rash I have. It’s been irritating my taint like crazy.

Joleisheckadumb: Probably from trying on Spidey’s suit at the Avengers reunion party.

OhMyGodofThunda: Gross. Are you serious?

Joleisheckadumb: No. jk lol

OhMyGodofThunda: I’m sure you aren’t joking…slut. You probably slept with Black Widow, that rancid wench.

Joleisheckadumb:  Hey what time is it?

Joleisheckadumb: HAMMER TIME! Hahahaha!

OhMyGodofThunda: har har har. Feeble.

OhMyGodofThunda: Can’t TOUCH this.

Joleisheckadumb: Nice.

OhMyGodofThunda: But really, it’s almost 10PM here. I need to go mee mee’s soon.

Joleisheckadumb: Mee mee’s????

OhMyGodofThunda: it means sleeeeeeeeeep.

Joleisheckadumb: it means gay.

Joleisheckadumb: Tim "the tool man" Taylor’s hammer pwns Mjolner!

Joleisheckadumb: jk. Please don’t pound me to the ground with it…

OhMyGodofThunda: Hahaha. Easy young friend, I do not harm civilians.

Joleisheckadumb: So what are you up to?

OhMyGodofThunda: Just relaxing on Asgard.  Here for the weekend.

OhMyGodofThunda: lAhhhkjds YOU’RE A DICK! Alskdjaiweoi2

Joleisheckadumb: wtf?

OhMyGodofThunda: My blunder. That was my brother Loki.

OhMyGodofThunda: Mischievous little bastard.

OhMyGodofThunda: He irritates the crap out of me.

OhMyGodofThunda: I despise the fact that we have to share a room during my visit.

Joleisheckadumb: Why??? Isn’t Asgard huge?

Joleisheckadumb: Do you guys spoon? Or should I say, do you guys Trident? Or do you need 3 people for that?

OhMyGodofThunda: HAHAHA! FTW.

OhMyGodofThunda: Yeah, but Asgard has become a tourist site now that we’re just feet above Oklahoma. Plus my Dad is using another room as a study.

Joleisheckadumb: To study what?

OhMyGodofThunda: Ironically, Norse Mythology.

Joleisheckadumb: HAHAHAHA! That’s hilarious. 

OhMyGodofThunda: g2g. Gonna snack on something before bed.

OhMyGodofThunda: Probably a Cliff bar.

Joleisheckadumb: Hell yeah, get your fiber on.

OhMyGodofThunda: Farewell, my friend.

OhMyGodofThunda: I mean, peace out, son.

Joleisheckadumb: good knight.

OhMyGodofThunda has signed off