040609 Tokyo!

To put it simply, this film was ravishing.  An outstanding and unique omnibus perspective on the disparate and peculiar lives of those compressed in close quarters of overpopulated city, Tokyo.  Similar to the critically acclaimed ensemble directed Paris, je t'aime, this film was conceived through a manage a trois of visually stunning and imaginative story tellers/directors, Michel Gondry, Leos Carax, and Bong Joon-Ho; each projecting a plethora of memorable moments accompanied by stylized yet intriguing and creative cinematography, dare I say original. 

Each film had its own opening and closing credit sequence (shorter than usual) which I assumed was used to announce the lack of a linear plot or any sort of coherency. I am not sure there was any relevance between the three films despite there being a few similar themes, they stood self-composed and strayed from contradiction; in other words, they all worked very well as separate films, as well as side by side. I strongly advise you movie goers to see this inspirational film as I am positive you'll leave in desperate attempts to analyze what shapes you.

032009 As Decadence Slowly Devours

Long time no bloggy. Pardon my online social-journal hiatus, I've just been more focused on what can be done to ensure the longevity, in my defense, here on our common grounds and I came to the conclusion of cyborgs. More later this week.

Nothing beats being a number amount of beers away from sober then meandering your away home [on a bike] from point A to point B coughing up whatever lungs you have left that the nicotine left you mercifully while thinking, "hey, why not." How was my night last night? Pretty good.

And for my friends here on blogspot (a red squiggly line indicating a spelling error for the word blogspot on blogspot; how ironic) I have yet to read your entries and might get around to it, however, I'm guessing it's not important enough to tell me via phone or company; I say, lets make a date to see each other since I miss you in all sorts of ways.

And if you need to stop believing in something, don't be afraid to do so even if Steve Perry tells you otherwise. 

CHEERS

022609 It's A Boy

My Sister just had her second child today, a baby boy. Congratulations.  Jaylen Makai Smith born at 12:34AM today.  Yay! Now I have a niece to have tea parties with and a nephew I can wrestle!

I'm happy.

021109 Not My Idea Of A Murder Mystery

Last night, I experienced a rare yet discernible dream, a first I think, and very eerie; that in which involved a nuance of puzzles and semiotic relevance to a murder mystery i.e. Clue. Now, when it comes to dreams, I do not recall them in their entirety but rather in fragments or scenes as I'm sure a lot of you do as well. Now the irony in such "dream absentmindedness" is damn near palpable, in respect to this current dream I had about the motif of murders (as I like to consider it). Trying to recollect particular scenes of a dream about deciphering a murder scene seems pretty ironic to me. So lets get to it (caution: this dream isn't scary but may be to readers, it is truly the most eeriest I've experienced, so read carefully...and no, nothing is going to jump onto your screen).

In the corner of an empty small wooden-wall furnished bedroom sits an old theatre teacher of mine from college, and certified genius in my defense, Craig Fleming. There is a single strung light dangling from the ceiling in the center of the room (the kind you would see illuminating a black bagged/hooded victim as they sit in the interrogation/torture seat on a Friday night). I sit at the opposing corner, left of him, behind a white small square table. On it, a newspaper which I haven't looked at yet, I just know through my peripheral and the aroma the uncoated groundwood paper tagged by mineral oil ink gives off.

He tells me to look at the crossword puzzle inside it. I open it up only to find a giant crossword puzzle on the center of the right page that was started but not finished. 17 across catches my eye because it is subtly illuminated, glowing almost. It's 9 letters long, 9 boxes long that is. After the first 2 boxes, 4 of the boxes are traced by a rectangle, as if it were a clue; a word within a word if you will. So it came to my attention that there is a 4 letter word within this 9 letter word but why? I look on the left page for corresponding clues for the empty boxes, nothing but one clue and it was for 17 across, that read "There has been a murder." I look at Craig and ask him if he knows the word. He replies, "You have to figure it out. Not me" So I began to assume that this 9 letter word is the answer to the murder.

Here's where it gets creepy. On the left page above the corresponding clue for 17 across, was a picture of a white bed the murder took place on drawn with blood. It was fresh, not yet settled in fully into the fabric or stained or saturated. I use the word drawn because, the pattern of the blood on the bed was the same exact pattern (but on a larger scale; the bed) of the crossword puzzle, just slightly messier. The extension of lines and the variety of length or sizes of the blood "stain" was almost proportional to that of the crossword puzzle despite the size differential (like a bloody crossword if you will). My eyes kept rallying back and forth from left page to right page as I kept trying to think of the 4 letter word and the 9 letter word. I lowered the newspaper back on the table, and in the room, before my eyes, was the bed from the picture. We stared at it. I got up to examine it, and what was written in the ruddy stained crossword puzzle, on the bed, in 17 across, in 9 red stained boxes, I'll never know, because I woke up.

Fin.

020709 Happy V-Day and by V I Do Mean Vagina

So Valentine's Day is coming up, and cupid is on the prowl ready to shoot his sex arrow ever so gently into your extremities with his Legolas-esque preciseness and accuracy. So if you're not a big fan of V-Day and you're a gigolo (or whore) or you just can't fathom the idea of a relationship, then I strongly advise you to wear a cup on the 14th and get your hand ready for the night of its life. 

Right now Proflowers.com is having a special; a dozen roses for $30 (vase included), but wait, there's more! You'll receive an additional dozen more for free! For that special someone...else. Because nothing says I love you like "please suspect that I am cheating on you with my OTHER girlfriend" OR here are 24 roses stuffed in a small vase, enjoy the plethora of aphids and/or pests. So I'm contemplating on completing my gift with an abundant amount of pesticides. Enjoy. 

As a dominant male (lol, not so much) I wouldn't mind if my "GF" got me roses. I'd take care of them as if they were one of my own. Feed them, bathe them. I'd bring them everywhere and treat them to a nice cone of Pistachio Gelato or take them to see a rousing game of street ball in the ghetto courts of East LA. (Note to self, spray paint some of the roses BLUE just to be safe)

Oh, and on the day of love, don't you dare forget it is still Black History Month. So when you celebrate the love through the majesty of romance, don't forget who invented it, that's right, African Americans. It is their month, so it is their day. Except they call it, ValentiMes day. with an 'M'.  Maybe cupid had a gat? 

And if you're planning to break up with that horrendous annoyance that you call a girlfriend but want to give her one last gift, throw her a card that reads on the front "Roses are red, violets are blue..." and inside "I think we should see other people...bitch"

CHEERS.

020209 I LOVE BLACK PEOPLE/Happy black history month

Today, I saw another young african american college student with the shirt "OBAMA IS THE NEW BLACK" which made me want to revisit this old blog I had from a month ago...

"I saw a black woman, who can easily be mistaken as a sassy gal, with a shirt that read, in post-modern techno font, "OBAMA IS THE NEW BLACK".  Now satyrical or not, what is that suppose to mean? You're disregarding the term "African American". and just because you're a black woman, you're allowed to see color and I'm not? Are you suggesting that FINALLY "your people" have some sort of integrity and intellect because our president is an African American? First of all lady, your shirt is too hip for office, and second, you, wearing that shirt, makes your race as a whole look ridiculous because you're suggesting that before Obama, there wasn't any room for intelligent African Americans. There's this one guy, named Martin Luther King, Jr.  who has a HOLIDAY that lasts an entire month, who changed the course of history and who set the bar for so many black people; ever heard of him? Probably not because your BET channel is on way too loud and you have a subwoofer connected to your 17 inch TV.  Anyway, MLK set the bar, but the latter African Americans took that bar, molded it, welded it into a gun and shot their own kind; some of them took the bar as it is and brought it to the Rodney King riot/beating. People, you need to watch the BOONDOCKS episode called "The Return of The King" and learn a thing or two. Youtube it or Hulu it or something. I am in no way a racist nor prejudice in anyway, just only against black people wearing shirts that read "OBAMA IS THE NEW BLACK" because he's more than that, he's the new PRESIDENT."

Have you seen Stephen Chow's Kung-Fu Hustle? I saw it some years ago, which allowed me to forget how innovatively (not a word but should be) awesome and highly entertaining it was after seeing it again a few days ago. He also did Shaolin Soccer which was creatively enticing enough to recommend but not if it's a toss up between that and Kung-Fu Hustle on a kettle corn filled friday night with some nerd buddies you took Ninjutsu class back in 5th grade with; or if you were like me and your parents frowned upon such "violence"/self-defense classes or just didn't want to spend the money, then you just watched Power Rangers in order to learn how to fight, of course until you put your dukes up with Patrick Douglas, the 6th grade bully, and tried to morph into something spectacularly unstoppable which inevitably lead to THREE things (1)embarrassment, (2)a black eye, and (3)not having a girl to dance with at the school dance.

Super Bowl 43 just ended. Congratulations to the Pittsburgh Steelers and their victory. If I still had my retro Steelers jacket I wore when I was 5 years old, you better believe I'd force that around this stud-like body of mine and celebrate with them.

CHEERS.

012009 I Love It When You Call Me Big Papa

My favorite hip-hop artist of all time has finally had a biopic made of him, not to mention the first hip-hop biopic in film history; Notorious (not to me muddled with Alfred Hitchcock's 1964 film Notorious).  Since I saw the trailer a couple of months ago, I was instantly enlivened to see this film being an avid Notorious BIG fan growing up which inevitably makes it difficult for me to escape the bias when watching, analyzing and critiquing this film. 

The story and short life of rapper Christopher Wallace, also known as Biggie Smalls but better known as The Notorious BIG was brought to life by a first acting gig, unemployed and expectant father, Jamal Woolard who did an impressive job of capturing the voice and talent of Wallace himself; again, this being his first acting job ever. Director George Tillman Jr. did an excellent job capturing the city and souls of Brooklyn of the 90's it was damn near palpable. The film is a strong biopic because of its strong validity; involving his relationship with West Coast rapper Tupac Shakur and the birth of a coast to coast feud as well as the relationship of female rapper Lil' Kim or as I like to refer to her, Slut Mobile. I was skeptical about actor Derek Luke playing Sean "Puffy" Combs, but I realized this was a younger Sean Combs in a different era of hip-hop almost 10 years ago and I honestly was surprised by his performance; it wasn't Oscar worthy but it was good nonetheless. 

Though dead narratives always leave me baffled, it seemed to work coherently well for this biopic and didn't necessarily bother me too much. Tillman took an idea out of Gus Van Sant's Milk and blended stock footage and film together for that more genuine "based on a true story/life" feel/vibe. 

As a fan, I know BIG only as an artist. Though it's just a "movie" (yet a biopic), it allowed me to recognize him as Christopher Wallace; a humbled and harmless, flawed individual who loves and cares for the people close to him. 

If you're not a BIG fan nor a fan of hip-hop I still recommend seeing this movie due to it's candidness and accuracy of the lives and struggles of lower city persons such as Brooklyn, how successful a talented young drug dealer such as Wallace can become which allows us to recognize how much we can pursue with the abilities we have at our current situation of "survival".

cheers.

011509 Is That Your Final Answer?

It's still screener season, and luckily I was able to catch Slumdog Millionaire while it is still showing in theaters.  Winner of the Golden Globe for Best Picture, I must say it truly deserves such honor.  Danny Boyle's direction in this film was very classic; the abundant use of dutch angles and staggering slow motion blended very well with the contemporary stylized editing and extraordinary score and music. The style of how the (on foot) chase scenes were edited reminded me of City of God (2002), one of my favorite films of all time.

I admire how the Indian culture can be bestowed upon us through the art of film; acting, writing, song, dance, scoring, etc. It's delightful to see a British director such as Boyle take a risk to shoot a film entirely devoted to one culture and introduce it to the world; talk about diversity. 

This is probably the most unique (and sometimes suspenseful) love story I have seen since Kaufman and Gondry's Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind (2004), also one of my favorites, but it was much more than a pre-destined love story, but also a story about the life of Jamal Malik, the impoverished Indian growing up (and surviving) in the slums of Mumbai who ends up on the Hindi version of Who Wants to be a Millionaire. The delivery and structure of the story is extremely enticing and perfect for the "youtube/ADD" generation due to its sort of non-linear plot; Boyle takes us to and fro, from past to present with elevated relevance as the film progresses. It was very well written, the acting was fairly superb, and the themes and symbolism in the film are heavy; a lot can be taken from this film, but I don't want to get into that without spoiling anything for those who have yet to see it. Definitely worth seeing, and it's definitely owner worthy when it releases on DVD.

CHEERS.

010909 The Wrestler

I had the privilege to see The Wrestler this morning for $5 (though it was worth much more) @ the AMC Marina theaters.  This was a highly anticipated film for me ever since I saw the trailer a few months ago.  I'd go as far to say that this is the best film of 2008 (since it was released last year). The last film I saw in theaters that left me speechless was There Will Be Blood, but even I know a few words came out of my mouth while exiting; the wrestler pretty much left me winded.  

Mickey Rourke made a credible return to the big screen as a somber, lonesome, damn near washed-up has been, yet humble, small town professional wrestler.  He completely lost himself within the compassionate character Randy "The Ram" Robinson and gave an uncanny performance that pretty much brought me to tears.  This is truly unorthodox in respect to Darren Aronofsky's previous works, and probably his best thus far. The entire film felt like a documentary due to the trailing shots behind Rourke, as well as the handful of semi-shaky handheld shots, and the early 90's film grain. The writing was superb yet simple with a few wrestling colloquialisms and the story was heartfelt, gripping, and delivered flawlessly. 

Despite the pseudo-distraught and solitary themes, the film is about passion and sacrifice with a couple of linear references to accompany those themes. Growing up as an avid wrestling fan myself, I admired the passion and sheer commitment "The Ram" had for wrestling which would not have been plausible were it not for Rourke's passion for the character and his work. 

The relationships between the characters were artificial, yet we wanted them to coexist. It made me realize that we are and forever will be unbalanced with one another as far as intimacy and relativeness go.  We will always wear a mask and disguise our inconveniences with desire and never fully understand one another no matter what the relationship is. We were and are strangers nonetheless. 

010809 Yes, Cash Back Please.

And a happy Wednesday to you too. 

In exchange for a bag of sour gummy worms and $10 cash back, I had the privilege to witness some new, yet good friends, play at the Roxy tonight in Hollywood. Run Doris Run is what they call themselves and what we shall go along with as long as they plug and play till our ear drums are the source of Mike Oncley's drumsticks snapping. 

The crowd wasn't the largest, nor the liveliest but some individuals dipped their foot in the water of dance and indulged with us in some swift leg exchanges and arm waving hubbub. But what I enjoyed the most was the instrumental breaks during each song that can't be heard on the record, but only experienced LIVE; that is was makes seeing bands LIVE more enticing.  The experimentalism they bestowed to the crowd allowed us to understand how genuine (their) music can be, and how they should be and are respected as musicians.  Can they go further in respect to LIVE musical experimentalism? Of course they can, but what they did for a short set and a small crowd tonight was just enough to keep us listening, in tune and our toes tapping. 

As for 24 hour Subways in LA go...open ONE in Long Beach, just one, and I'll bet all my autographed Michael McDonald vinyls that they'd make enough money to stimulate the economy single handedly on April 20th of 2009. Plus I fell in love with the Veggie Patties thank to Christine Gonzales; toasted with pepper jack cheese please. 

And for pokemon fans akin this put Julian and Me in stitches. Those who aren't, you'll be creeped out.

CHEERS.

010709 Questions Questions Questions.

I attempted creating a survey. I asked myself these questions and answered them. So you're probably wondering, Does he talk to himself? um. YES, very much so.

Have you ever exper​ience​d a NDE (​near death​ exper​ience​)​?​
- yes, a game of tag with death​ him/​herse​lf he graze​d the cuff of my shirt​

Who'​s your daddy​ and what does he do?
- He's an inter​ior decor​ator for Paige​ Davis​

What did you do last night​ @ 10:​00pm
- Ate a waffl​e with the ghost​ of chris​tmas prese​nt

What was the first​ word(​s)​ you said as a baby?​
- This milk is chunk​y.​.​.​

Who was the last perso​n to punch​ you in the face?​
- Both Olsen​ Twins​

Have you been in a heate​d conve​rsati​on that resul​ted in fisti​cuffs​?​
- Yes. It was with Kimbo​ Slice​ and I lost.​ Surpr​ising​ly.​.​.​

What makes​ you simpl​y the best for this job?
- Well I think​ I am defin​itely​ quali​fied for the job and I consi​der mysel​f a dilig​ent worke​r with a subst​antia​l amoun​t of integ​rity and chari​sma.​.​.​wait a minut​e.​.​.​I didn'​t know there​ was an inter​view quest​ion invol​ved.​

What is your favor​ite day of the week?​
- Thurs​days

How many sibli​ngs do you wish you had?
- 24

If there​ is one perso​n whom you wish cease​d to exist​,​ who would​ it be?
- Tila Tequi​la.​ hands​ down.​ the fact that i know who that is makes​ me want to kill mysel​f.​

What do you think​ about​ Jessi​ca Alba?​
- She is just a terri​ble terri​ble actre​ss if you even want to recog​nize her for that.​ She is an untal​ented​ woman​ with a cute face,​ that'​s it. She shoul​d play Helen​ Kelle​r for the rest of her caree​r.​ She might​ even ruin that role she'​s so bad.

Is it cold right​ now?
- very.​

Are you weari​ng a jacke​t?​
- yes.

What color​ panti​es are you weari​ng?​
- They'​re manti​es and they'​re burnt​ siena​

If you saw the 10 year old versi​on of you on the stree​t,​ what would​ you say/​do?​
- I'd beat him/​mysel​f up and teach​ him/​mysel​f a lesso​n.​

You'​re in a room with Johnn​y Depp and John Stamo​s,​ who do you make out with?​
- Both.​ Depen​ds on who makes​ the first​ move.​

Now a room with Victo​ria Beckh​am and Kate Becki​nsale​?​
- Both and hopef​ully it goes somew​here and I can have a stron​g and finan​ciall​y stabl​e relat​ionsh​ip with both of them.​

If you were a zombi​e,​ whose​ brain​ would​ you devou​r first​?​
- Proba​bly Georg​e W's. wait never​mind,​ that won'​t satia​te the hunge​r in the least​.​

How often​ do you use the anato​mical​ words​ '​penis​'​ or '​vagin​a'​?​
- Every​day.​ espec​ially​ since​ gynec​ology​ is a hobby​ of mine.​ lol.

What is the best song you'​ve heard​ of 2008?​
- it's a toss up betwe​en Beyon​ce'​s Singl​e Ladie​s and Copel​and'​s On The Safes​t Ledge​

Who is the last perso​n you saw that you just wante​d to slap the shit out of?
- Julia​n.​ I alway​s want to slap the shit out of Julia​n.​ alway​s.​

Why would​ you want to slap this perso​n?​
- his hairc​uts just.​.​.​ugh.​ they just make him soo.​.​.​.​slapp​able.​

If you can take two anima​ls and combi​ne them,​ what would​ they be and what would​ you name it?
- its a toss up betwe​en a Pig and an Own, a POWL and a Rhino​ceros​ and Pengu​in,​ a Rheng​uinec​orin (​ren-​gwin-​es-​oh-​rin)​

You made your own surve​y,​ how bored​ are you?
- not bored​ at all, just being​ thoug​htful​.​

You are given​ 1 milli​on dolla​rs that you can only spend​ on one type of food or entre​e.​ What food do you buy?
- Any kind of salmo​n dish.​ I LOVE SALMO​N<​3333

What would​ your strip​per name be?
- Thund​er McCal​liste​r

Can you do a backf​lip?​
- I won'​t land on my feet YES!

Can you dance​?​
- Does OJ Simps​on love getti​ng into troub​le?​!​ HELLS​ YES I CAN!


Last quest​ion.​.​.​

Why did the chick​en cross​ the road?​
- becau​se black​ peopl​e would​ have been furio​us if she had not.

010408 Buh Bye Bush.

A Message from George W Bush by Will Ferrell